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which of these would you sooner fight, and why
an amazon box with human arms and legs. indefatigable and indestructible; a truly relentless opponent
two orange hazmats suits with enormously inflated arms naruto running towards the camera, the shadowy shapes of people barely visible thru the masks. they are coming, and mercy will not be shown nor asked for
a noisy night photograph of a white, spindly creature with a wide head riding on a boar thru some woods. a knight of the night on a fierce steed
a humanoid creature seemingly composed entirely of brass instruments, with only human hands and feet visible, holding a tuba like a cannon. it menaces with horns of metal

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i think (b) would be easiest to defeat, even with there being 2 of em, and also the least likely to be allied to me

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What is (c) supposed to be? A little grey riding a boar?
I would fight the box and finally get my revenge.
I have defeated countless Haz-Men. They are nothing to me.

The Brass Knight was once a brave and honorable warrior. An ally. It pains me to see him here.

Until now I thought the Pale Rider of the Forest was a myth. A fairytale meant to scare children away from the woods at night. I have no quarrel with it, but if it intends to stop me...

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id fight the level 20 bard because they've got tiny weak ankles.
amazon box frog 100%. i would crush it. simple, the rest are scary.
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